How to be racist and get away with it!

In light of recent controversy surrounding the racist remarks made by "Dog" Chapman, Don Imus and other white tv personalities, I've decided to put together a little how to guide.

I'll skip the pointless ranting and get on with the steps:

1st STEP: Publicly recite racist or offensive remarks indirectly/directly at another group. Make sure your comments are degrading and hurtful to millions of honest Americans.

2nd STEP: Realize you've made a HUGE mistake that may cost you your private jet, tv show, radio show, sports car, wife, fans, career, etc and disapear for an extended period of time.

3rd STEP: Listen to the Rev. Al Sharpton publicly bash you on every news organization available. Scrunch up into a little ball and cry yourself to sleep.

4th STEP: Publicly apologize to the world telling them how "you made a mistake" or how "you're not a racist".

5th STEP: At this point half of America has forgiven you and the other half never liked you. You're making strides. The next step is an important one in order to win back your image. STAGE a gathering with the group/race you insulted publicly. You might want to cry or pray to god in sign of togetherness and sorrow.

6th STEP: It's been months since you first spilled out your racist heart to America. It's time for you to get back to your day job and move past your hate. Re-approach the company that canceled your show "indefinitely" for a new deal.

7th STEP: Put back on your fake smile and start making millions again!

I wrote this because both Don Imus and Dog "The Bounty Hunter" are in talks with your respective companies to get back on the airwaves! I'm not saying there's anything wrong with these actions, I'm just commenting on how quick America is to forgive and forget.

popGURU